I found this list compiled by Edmund Wee Beronio.
01.) There has been a change in the pawn structure. Your opponent has 8 and you don't have any.
02.) Your opponent begins to throw pawns at your eyes.
03.) You have a position won but your opponent has a gun.
04.) The arbiter tells you not to bother turning in your scoresheet after the game.
05.) Before the game begins you notice your opponent first initials are 'GM'.
06.) After completing your development, you sense your opponent playing the endgame.
07.) Just as you make your opening move your opponent announces mate in 11.
08.) You don't control any squares at all.
09.) Your draw offer sends all the people watching your game into uncontrollable laughter.
10.) Your opponent has 3 bishops.
Friday, August 12, 2011
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Hahaha! Some Chess Humor.
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