Chuck Norris and Chess

I read this chess joke and found many other Chuck Norris jokes for example

• When Chuck Norris goes to donate blood, he declines the syringe, and instead requests a hand gun and a bucket.
• Chuck Norris invented the internet… just so he had a place to store his porn.
• Chuck Norris can count to infinity
• At night the Boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris
• God said "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris said "Say Please"
• Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
• Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger (a Chuck Norris film), it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris round house kicked in the face that day.
• The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

This is really fertile ground for a lot of fun and I spent an hour coming up with a few of my own jokes :).

Since this is a chess blog , let's start with the chess one first



Its not true that the inventor of Chess is unknown. Chess was created by Chuck Norris when he roundhouse kicked a tree into little pieces. Those pieces are now known as King, Queen, Rook.....

From this

To this

Thanks to this man

Chuck Norris's watch does not tell time. Chuck Norris tells the watch what he wants the time to be.

Chuck Norris got into an elevator and the door remained open. The elevator knows shutting the door in Chuck Norris's face is sheer suicide.

Chuck Norris entered the House of Horrors and came out laughing. The only thing that can scare Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.

That  picture of Chuck Norris is not really Chuck Norris because everyone who has seen the real Chuck Norris has been roundhouse kicked to death.